Ummm, clearly Mother Nature did NOT get the memo that it is currently the beginning of January, not the beginning of May ( Read more... )

My parents are looking at the new bathroom sink and cabinets they just bought. They're trying to figure out how to put the sink on top of the cabinets, but apparently there are no directions, so they're confused. My mom just said this:

There's no holes in it for screwing.Oh. My. It took everything I had not to burst out laughing ( Read more... )

We had a surprise fire drill today. We were down at the bathroom and I was talking to the principal. The construction workers were doing something or other and the principal had mentioned that whatever it was that they were doing might result in the alarm going off. So the damn thing goes off and we're all just standing there like dumbasses. I ( Read more... )